Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

See? Snippy Jackasses….

Alex Pareene is a true professional. When the Dems are in trouble, gawker.com just loses its sense of humor! Poor guys. I’m really hurt that the tried and true readers there are making fun of me. If they’re going to take me so seriously, I wonder why they thought I was implying they weren’t writing about good ol’ Blagojevich. I knew they had to defend their camp! I’m glad they took my advice though. You know…it’s there, you just can’t see it.

“What the president-elect said today is correct, David Axelrod misspoke.”

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Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Is This (World) A Joke?

It’s been one of those days.

Today I accumulated a trove in my daily trek for irony and surreality. More interesting than what most of the media has to say this week.

First of all, one of the morons over at gawker.com emailed me this. It was in response to my statement that it’s pretty obvious that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were the catalysts for the subprime meltdown leading to the bigger market meltdown. He’s no doubt protecting Barney Frank. He could’ve done something even more childish, I guess, such as change the subject by attacking me for not knowing what a credit default swap is, thereby making it look like he won the argument. Fannie and Freddie may have sold off a small portion of their subprime loans in the past year, but you don’t make drastic changes after eight years unless you know you made a major boo-boo. CDS’s may have bankrupted AIG, but they didn’t start the fire.

Secondly - and probably more important, really - the greatest band ever is about to make the biggest mistake ever. Yes, Led Zeppelin is the greatest band ever. Eight out of their ten LP’s are flawless, the other two are meant to be rough. That’s the way we like it.

More geniusnosity over at gawker:

McCain daughter Meghan: she blogs, she’s threatened to get a tattoo, and now she’s declaring herself punk as fuck when asked about her friendship with Linda Ramone, wife of Johnny from the Ramones—the band whose punk-rock ethics were offset by many of its members’ kneejerk Queens-bred working class Republicanism.

Um, sorry babe, but there were only four people in the Ramones, and only one of them was a Republican: Johnny Ramone. He’s dead, in case you didn’t know. These people are the reason blogs and blogging have come to suck. They’ve diluted it writing about every little thing in the world they know very little about. The tabloids are the worse. Stick to celebs, it’s all we can believe you about at least half the time.

The best for last: Hollywood insiders rip MSNBC, defend Palin

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Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Snippy Jackasses, Indeed

The Palins: “Powerful new symbols of a revived contemporary feminism”

The mountain of rubbish poured out about Palin over the past month would rival Everest. What a disgrace for our jabbering army of liberal journalists and commentators, too many of whom behaved like…


Friday, September 12th, 2008

Dumber Than Bush

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Thursday, September 11th, 2008

What We Actually Like About them

LINDSAY’S GAL PAL SAYS THEY’LL GET MARRIED THIS YEAR

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